Dear Mr. Manly,
I will keep this question short. Who is the best James Bond?
doubleohno
Double-Oh-No
I admire you for
keeping your question short! Real men keep it quick, and always get right to the
point. I didn’t like your name, by the way. That’s why I changed it. A true man
capitalizes and hyphenates, unless he’s in danger! ARE YOU IN DANGER.
But to the point, the
answer is obviously none of them. The best James Bond would break the villain’s
neck in the first ten minutes with his enormous muscles, then spend the rest of
the movie getting drunk and making out with Pamela Anderson. But they would
have to CGI her to before she went all… well, you know.
They all have manly
qualities, except for George Lazenby, who was in an excellent movie but let
Bond get attached to a woman- NOT VERY MANLY, GEORGE. Everybody knows men don’t
get married, because weddings are expensive, rarely involve sports, and the
food is always bland.
Just pick your
favorite and kill your friends that don’t agree.
Regards,
Mason “Mantastic
Voyage” Manly
Manly Quote of the Day
Every book of rules written about fighting tells you not to
kick a man in the jewels. These books are FULL OF LIES because they are written
by OTHER MEN WHO ONLY WANT TO KICK YOUR
TESTICLES.
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