Top Ten Most Likely Names For The Next Pope

Faith Inaction: Pope On A Rope?

 With the shocking retirement of Pope Benedict XVI that even God himself did not foresee, the question on everybody's mind now is simple: What name will the next Pope choose to represent himself after molesting his way to the Papacy? (Actual molestation may vary)
 Well never fear, gentle sheep! I have consulted the crystal ball and placed a call to Satan for the juicy gossip, and what follows are the top ten most likely names to be selected by His Crotchetiness.